"What in the name of hells is Smirk?" most newcomers are apt to say.

    Smirk is a faerie, subclass Nebula Imp. 

    Do not fear, Smirk loves visitors, so he will not warp you to one of Jupiter's moons or anything as unfortunate. In fact one of Smirk's duties is to guide visitors around the Tower and make them feel more at home. I must adjourn, I leave you in Smirk's care and bid you farewell.